Yay! Welcome to my SEO blog everybody! This is a place where I write whatever comes into my head! Except for those physical things which enter the head through the mouth, but those things don't count anyway because they don't stay in the head for very long, they leave the head and enter the throat, the stomach, the intestines, and then part of it goes out my rear into the sewers and part of it gets assimilated into my blood stream. So my blog isn't gonna be about that stuff, just about thoughts that come into my head while I'm writing.
This is so awesome its gonna be so cool just me and you and the chirping crickets who also like to read this blog. YAYAYAYAY! I'm not sure if they can read or not they just chirp to fill the silence while I don't have any web traffic, a very good function really - but y'know some crickets might be really smart, like Jiminy Cricket from Pinnochio. I wonder if he's smart enough to do SEO? I haven't seen the movie in like twenty years but I do remember him wearing a tuxedo or at least some kind of epic suit, and any cricket that is smart in the sense of being dress-smart is probably also smart in the sense of having brains.
The dude wears a turquoise top-hat for crying out loud, and he pulls it off really well. Who else can do that? I mean really? If I wore a turquoise top-hat I would feel embarrassed to walk around with it on in public and my wife would walk at least 6m behind me so no one would identify her as being connected with me in any way. But Jiminy Cricket wears it all the time, and its cool. There's a trend-setter right there - except technically there was no trend because no one could reach his level of coolness to copy him, so I guess he's not really a trend-setter per se. I guess he's more like a posh insect version of the Fonz who was cool in an out-of-your-league kind of way, without coming off like an arrogant prat. Except the Fonz kind of did come off like that, so maybe Jiminy isn't quite like that and the Fonz is not really a good comparison.
Jiminy is probably all like, building ninja backlinks and stuff that will make all sorts of things rank on Google. I bet he's the man at SEO, and he's probably a web design whizz as well.
